If the Doctor kisses River instead if Clara, I’m going to throw things.That is all.
If the Doctor kisses Clara instead of River, I’m going to throw things harder.
THAT is all.
If River kisses Clara instead of the Doctor, I’m going to fangirl so hard you might have to slap me.
THAT IS ALL.
If anyone kisses Clara I’m going to projectile vomit.
And that’s probably not all.